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    Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
    8:37 am
    Mensa invitational.
    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any
    word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one
    letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are this year's [link] winners:

    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

    3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
    you realize it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
    from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking
    down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
    laid.

    7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
    doesn't get it.

    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
    vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
    bummer.

    13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.

    14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
    at you rapidly.

    16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
    you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    Current Mood: amused
    Friday, December 8th, 2006
    1:06 pm
    Oh come on!
    What else can FOX do to say go fuck yourself to Firefly? Try this!

    http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2006/12/08/Firefly_to_become_MMORPG/

    Fuckin FOX.

    Current Mood: angry
    Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
    12:31 pm
    For those who haven't seen this yet.
    http://hattiesburgamerican.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061122/NEWS01/611220337

    Bloody stupid bastards! Ok to say this first, I haven't had a cigarette in just over a month, and am still working on quitting. But whoever voted these fucks into office needs to be stabbed in the face. It is not the governments job to tell business owners whether or not they can allow smoking in their restaurants and bars. This entire non-smoking push is bullshit. If I want to destroy my body with cigarettes, there should be no way anyone could stop me. Same thing with drinking. If I want to destroy my liver by drinking a bottle of scotch a day no one should be able to stop me. The problem with drinking comes in that many people put others in danger when they drink, by drving drunk. But you don't see lawmakers saying people aren't allowed to drink in bars and restaurants do you? Maybe they should only be allowed to drink at home so they can't drive and kill anyone else. What do you think people would do if that ever came to pass? This entire thing is an infringement upon the rights of Americans to control ourselves. The local, and national, government think that we need protection from ourselves.

    Shit, I gotta go!
    Friday, September 22nd, 2006
    10:29 am
    Because it's stuck in my head!
    Banana Phone:

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone

    I've got this feeling
    so appealing
    for us to get together and sing - SING!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
    Donana phone

    It grows in bunches
    I've got my hunches
    Its the best
    beats the rest
    cellular modular
    interactivodular

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
    Ponana phone

    Its no baloney
    It aint a phony
    My cellular
    Bananular phone

    Don't need quarters
    don't need dimes
    to call a friend of mine
    dont need computer or tv
    to have a real good time
    I'll call for pizza
    I'll call my cat
    I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
    I'll place a call around the world
    Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
    Yanana phone
    It's a real live mama and papa phone
    a brother and sister and a dogaphone
    a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
    my cellular bananular phone

    Banana phone
    ring... ring... ring...
    Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

    Banana phone
    ring... ring... ring...
    Now you can have your phone and eat it too

    Banana phone
    ring... ring... ring...
    This song drives me .... bananas

    Banana phone
    ring... ring... ring...

    Bo ba do ba do do doob

    Current Mood: chipper
    Thursday, August 31st, 2006
    9:21 am
    Dr. Tran
    Oh bloody hell, this must be watched. Safe for work, though there is some foul language.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKSUt8yY7Q8&search=dr%20tran

    Current Mood: amused
    Friday, May 19th, 2006
    11:04 am
    Interview thing
    01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
    02. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
    03. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
    04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
    05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.


    1. Mexican lunch on cinco was great. How come we don't hang out more often? You never call me to see if hang outage is available. Hell, you know I'm online most of the day, get on there and plan somethin with me.
    2. Who's your role model? Ohhh, that's a tough one. As cheesy as it sounds, probably my mom.
    3. Have you ever been in a real fight, as in a throw-down, a fisticuffs, or a brawl? No, not unless you count a rugby match to fit into one of those categories.
    4. On Captain Planet--the blonde, or the asian chick.. or wait... was it an indiain guy. I don't know. The short brown one? The asian chick. I've got a thing for asian chicks.
    5. What's something you're proud of, but don't ever tell anybody about? Oh man, the problem here is that I generally wear my heart on my sleeve, so when I'm proud of something the people around me generally know. I'd have to say it's probably my abitity to keep smiling, even when things are bad.
    Thursday, May 11th, 2006
    9:14 am
    True or not?
    So, this is supposed to be a true story, but I dunno...

    A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

    Current Mood: amused
    Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
    12:54 pm
    Cat Joke
    You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

    A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

    Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's Just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

    A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid b&^8 was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

    The cabdriver hit a parked car.

    Current Mood: amused
    Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
    10:25 am
    Interesting evening.
    So last night was entertaining. I was supposed to train in my new martial art last night, but I wasn't feeling it, so I begged out and me and my sensei hung out all evening. We went to blockbuster and rented a couple of movies, Dirty Love with Jenny McCarthy and Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. First off, Dirty Love was hilarious, with a couple of excellent one liners such as "TOUCH MY FUCKING BASS!!!" Mr. and Mrs. Smith was a fun movie to watch, though kinda predictable.

    The real excitement started most of the way through Mr. and Mrs. Smith, when my homosexual neighbors started fighting. They've done this before, and it used to be a regular occurance. They'd get all pissy with each other and start screaming and shouting and banging around in their apartment. They've even gone to fisticuffs on the front steps before, but apparently this was a bad one. They fought on the balcony, on the steps, down in the yard, all over the place. One of them(the smaller one and the one I assume was losing) ran back up the stairs, prolly trying to get into the apartment, but the other one caught him on the steps, pulled him down on the landing and started beating the hell out of him some more. The bigger one got off of the smaller one and went inside the apartment, locking the door, at which point the smaller one decided that it would be a good idea to put his fist through the window! He ends up on the balcony shouting for help cause he's bleeding all over the place. So I call 911, just to make sure that he gets his hand looked at and hopefully doesn't die on the front step. The cops show up and take them downstairs to have a talk with them, and I assume that they got into the ambulance and went to the ER, but I don't know that for sure. And you know what the really funny bit is, this is not the first time that one of them has put out the window, apparently with their fist. Though the prvious time I don't think the result was quite so bloody. Now there's blood all over the balcony, and some on the steps and a trail leading to their apartment door.

    So, last night was fun. And the moral of the story is, don't put your fist through the fucking window!!
    Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
    4:52 pm
    I have something to say!
    Ok, so here goes.

    I hate Valentine's Day. Both on general principle and on some specific issues. Let me say this before I start my rant, on any given Valentine's Day where I might have, or have had a significant other, I will do and have done my level best to treat them like Goddesses. So in that sense I buy into the crap. In a more general sense, I don't see the point in having a day where you specifically try to treat your partner extra special. Is there a need for a day where couples are supposed to be nice to one another? Shouldn't any respecful guy treat his girl with the respect and kindness that she deserves on any day of the year? It bothers me that some guys only ever give their girl flowers on Valentine's Day. What about all the other months that don't have a special day for lovers in them? What about just loving your girl, if you're at that level, all the time, treating her to dinner and flowers and whatever other things she likes for no better reason than to say, "Hey, I care for you and want to make sure you're happy with me."

    Now, on to my rant.

    Fuck Valentine's Day and everything it represents. The purpose of Valentine's Day is to make those of us who are single feel worse about ourselves than we already likely do. Valentine's Day to a single person is like saying, "Hey, fuck you, you're not good enough to have someone special to spend this special day with, so go sit at home with your thumb rammed up your ass and try to masturbate with your own fucking tears, cause all you'll be doing tonight is crying and looking at porn." And of course, it makes single people feel terrible to see all their attached friends going to have a special evening with the one they love, or even with the one they're dating. And if you're terribly unlucky, you get to stay awake to the sounds of your roommate fucking the brains out of the person they're with in the next room.

    I must admit that some of this feeling is from a past bad experience that happened very close to Valentine's Day. Two years back I was seeing the woman of my dreams, I thought she was the ONE. You know the one you think you're going to spend the rest of your life with. And she said the same sort of stuff to me. Well, we were trying an uber long distance relationship(she lives in England) and I thought it was going well. I had just spent more than $140 to send her some outstanding champagne truffles and a huge bouquet of flowers with a sweet soft teddy bear in. Come February 20th, she tells me that she fucked some other guy back in November, apparently the guilt had gotten to her after seeing how much effort and money I put into sending her that stuff. Now, I've gotten over all that, and she made a mistake, we split up, but we're still friends, in fact I had a pretty good conversation about this very subject with her today on IM. But that doesn't change the fact that those emotions are attached to this time of year. And due to the fact that I can't find any female that wants to spend quality time with me on a level above friends, I'm irritated and pissed off by this holiday.

    I think that's about all I want to say on this matter, happy fucking day everyone.

    Current Mood: pissed off
    Monday, January 30th, 2006
    8:49 am
    We work well together Yenny!
    The Archangel
    You have been judged! You scored 74!
    Although not totally pure, your bad traits are probably used for a greater good, like the warrior angels from which you are named. You are willing to get your hands dirty to help others, although you may have a vice or two as well. As long as you stay true to your morals, you can avoid slipping into the darkness. Unless you wish to.




    My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    free online dating free online dating
    You scored higher than 77% on Judgepoints
    Link: The Good or Evil Test written by the_spike on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
    Friday, January 13th, 2006
    9:45 am
    Stuff on my mind
    You know something that bothers me, having 197 things on my mind at once. I'm used to having several things going on in my head at any given time, but sometimes, like right now, I have an excessive amount of stuff rolling around in there. Some examples are;
    1. I want to write a Sci-Fi short story, and working out some of the details in my head.
    2. I'm in the process of doing my own redux for the 3.5 DND rules, and encountering some difficulties that need sorted through.
    3. Deciding which of the female prospects to attempt to pursue most heavily.
    4. Worried about how much stuff Chad is going to have out of the apartment come Monday so Joe can move in.
    5. Irritated at myself and my poor performance at work.
    6. Worried and studying for my make up final on Wednesday.
    7. Concerned over my friend John who is in for surgery this morning.

    So this is just a sample of what's on my mind lately, excluding of course general stuff in the course of a day.

    Current Mood: contemplative
    Sunday, October 23rd, 2005
    11:52 am
    movies or somesuch

     

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    IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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    Rank

    Movie

    Didn't See It/
    Started It/
    Finished It/
    Hated It!

    1

    Godfather, The (1972)

    Finished It

    2

    Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

    Finished It

    3

    Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

    Finished It

    4

    Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)

    Finished It

    5

    Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

    Finished It

    6

    Casablanca (1942)

    7

    Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)

    Finished It

    8

    Schindler's List (1993)

    Started It

    9

    Shichinin No Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954)

    Finished It

    10

    Star Wars (1977)

    Finished It

    11

    Citizen Kane (1941)

    12

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

    Finished It

    13

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

    Finished It

    14

    Rear Window (1954)

    Finished It

    15

    Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

    Finished It

    16

    Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

    Finished It

    17

    Memento (2000)

    18

    Usual Suspects, The (1995)

    Finished It

    19

    Pulp Fiction (1994)

    Finished It

    20

    North by Northwest (1959)

    21

    12 Angry Men (1957)

    Finished It

    22

    Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le [Amelie] (2001)

    23

    Psycho (1960)

    Finished It

    24

    Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

    25

    Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly] (1966)

    Finished It

    26

    Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)

    Finished It

    27

    It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

    Finished It

    28

    Goodfellas (1990)

    Finished It

    29

    American Beauty (1999)

    Finished It

    30

    Vertigo (1958)

    31

    Sunset Blvd. (1950)

    32

    Matrix, The (1999)

    Finished It

    33

    Apocalypse Now (1979)

    Finished It

    34

    Pianist, The (2002)

    35

    To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

    Finished It

    36

    C'era una volta il West [Once Upon a Time in the West] (1968)

    Finished It

    37

    Some Like It Hot (1959)

    Finished It

    38

    Third Man, The (1949)

    39

    Taxi Driver (1976)

    Finished It

    40

    Paths of Glory (1957)

    41

    Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi [Spirited Away] (2001)

    42

    Fight Club (1999)

    Finished It

    43

    Boot, Das (1981)

    44

    Double Indemnity (1944)

    45

    L.A. Confidential (1997)

    Finished It

    46

    Chinatown (1974)

    47

    Singin' in the Rain (1952)

    Finished It

    48

    Maltese Falcon, The (1941)

    49

    M (1931)

    50

    Requiem for a Dream (2000)

    51

    Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)

    Finished It

    52

    All About Eve (1950)

    53

    Se7en (1995)

    Finished It

    54

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

    Finished It

    55

    Saving Private Ryan (1998)

    Finished It

    56

    Cidade de Deus [City of God] (2002)

    57

    Raging Bull (1980)

    Finished It

    58

    Rashômon (1950)

    59

    Wizard of Oz, The (1939)

    Finished It

    60

    Sting, The (1973)

    61

    Alien (1979)

    Finished It

    62

    American History X (1998)

    Finished It

    63

    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

    64

    Léon (1994)

    Finished It

    65

    Vita è bella, La [Life is Beautiful] (1997)

    Finished It

    66

    Touch of Evil (1958)

    67

    Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)

    Finished It

    68

    2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

    Finished It

    69

    Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)

    70

    Great Escape, The (1963)

    Finished It

    71

    Wo hu cang long [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] (2000)

    Finished It

    72

    Reservoir Dogs (1992)

    Finished It

    73

    Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

    Finished It

    74

    Amadeus (1984)

    Finished It

    75

    Modern Times (1936)

    76

    Ran (1985)

    77

    Annie Hall (1977)

    78

    Jaws (1975)

    Finished It

    79

    On the Waterfront (1954)

    80

    Braveheart (1995)

    Finished It

    81

    High Noon (1952)

    Finished It

    82

    Apartment, The (1960)

    83

    Fargo (1996)

    Hated It!

    84

    Sixth Sense, The (1999)

    Finished It

    85

    Aliens (1986)

    Finished It

    86

    Shining, The (1980)

    Finished It

    87

    Strangers on a Train (1951)

    88

    Blade Runner (1982)

    Finished It

    89

    Metropolis (1927)

    90

    Duck Soup (1933)

    91

    Finding Nemo (2003)

    Finished It

    92

    Donnie Darko (2001)

    Finished It

    93

    General, The (1927)

    94

    City Lights (1931)

    95

    Princess Bride, The (1987)

    Finished It

    96

    Toy Story 2 (1999)

    Finished It

    97

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

    Finished It

    98

    Great Dictator, The (1940)

    99

    Sjunde inseglet, Det [The Seventh Seal] (1957)

    100

    Lola rennt [Run Lola Run] (1998)

    Finished It


    Which movies have you seen?

    Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
    12:24 pm
    Joe's little Baby!
    For those who know him, Joe Little wished me to inform everyone that his baby girl was born this morning. She is 6lbs 4oz and her name is Raegan Mae Little(Yes, that's spelled correctly). Congratulations to him!

    Current Mood: happy
    Monday, October 3rd, 2005
    12:51 pm
    Shout out to the Stimpmiester!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY STIMPY!!!
    Friday, September 23rd, 2005
    9:02 am
    The Exorcism of Emily Rose
    Here's the deal folks. For anyone who is in or near Hattiesburg, myself and at least one other person are going to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose this evening at the new Grand Theatre near my apartment. Anyone who wants to go with us is more than welcome. It starts at 7:10.
    Monday, September 5th, 2005
    4:37 pm
    YO!
    Hey all, I'm alive and doing well. My family is fine, and so is the house in gulfport. No power or water yet. Anyone who knows John and Gina Blanchard, they lost everything in their house, there was nearly 7 feet of standing water there. As far as I can tell, everyone I know is fine, even if they might have lost their house or whatever. The only person in the burg that I haven't heard from is my boss. Anyway, just here for a few, gotta run, prolly be back in the burg for good next week sometime.

    Laters!
    Thursday, August 25th, 2005
    8:26 am
    Things I love
    Don't know what brought this on except that this morning was a perfect example. You ever wake up feeling cold? I mean goosebumps and shivering a bit cold. Like you left the ac down a little bit more than you're used to, and it's about 3 degrees colder than it should be when you wake up. But then you get in the shower. Of course, you run across the house or apartment shivering as you go to get to the bathroom in the first place. But then you get in the shower, and turn that thing on as hot as you can take it, nearly scalding hot is my preference in this type of situation. And that first spray of hot water on your skin is just wonderful, as it washes the chill away. And as you work on making sure your entire body is wet, the steam starts rising up and it just gets nice and cosy in there. And then you put your head under the water so you can wash your hair, and the hot water runs down your back and...wow, it just feels amazing.
    Now I also agree that theres a perfect time and place for less than hot showers...like after a rough day at work when it's 98 degrees and 98% humiditiy outside. That's a good time for a slighty warm shower, or even less than that, a slightly cold shower.

    Anyway, enough about my shower habits. Yesterday was a pretty decent day. Work was work, and as normal, when I'm not trying to do anything, I have no customers or phone calls to deal with, but as soon as I start doing something, be it selling, bills, whatever, everyone and they're mom wants to come in and buy stuff, or calls and has questions, or in any other way they can think of do stuff to interrupt me. After work I crashed out for a while, which was cool. Got in touch with stimpy2319 and tiblilierra(not sure if that's right or not, guess I'll find out when I post this. We went to Zaxby's for food, then back to my place to watch a couple of movies. So that was fun and entertaining. Today is looking to be another standard day, except that I have class at 9:30. Mammalian phys with Dr. Wang. Yay.

    Current Mood: indifferent
    Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
    10:08 am
    Monday, August 22nd, 2005
    2:53 pm
    Exploding Head
    Have you ever been so bored that you want to squeeze your own head until it explodes, just to see if you could? That and the fact that I'm not feeling very well at all have combined to make this Monday worse than normal.

    Current Mood: bored
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